MERRY SLAYER CHRISTMAS

couple of the year 2011

obviously born in adelaide.

look at this...bro quickly whipped the tuff out of his new tattoo with some beee-utiful baby elephant tape. What would they say back home in gizzy...(Australia can have him - born in Adelaide ay bro!)

my mate kylie

Kylie said my name once... 'Kimberley? dumplings are ready.' I think thats grounds to call kylie kwong my bestie...she's on the telly n that.

This delicious fare is from her stall at the carrige works farmers market. Omlette pancake and pork dumplings...usually washed down with a pineapple and mint juice...dare you to find a better saturday morning in sydders.

Ursula Berlot, Introspection

Ljubljana born Artsist Ursula Berlot's work is the unusual marriage of science and art...(she graduated from Secondary School of Science and Mathematics, studied Philosophy and Painting at the Academy of Fine Arts at the University of Ljubljana and the Ecole Nationale Superieure Des Beaux-Arts Paris).

Her Video installation 'Butterfly' uses radiological images of her brain responding to different colours. (!!!) The work 'Kaleidoscopic Gaze' is based on digitally processed radiological images of the activity in her brain while watching Duchamp's Anemic Cinema...(which was created to alter the perspective of the viewer by alternating the concave and convex effects of spiral swirling). This kind of stuff Ah may zez me...it properly physically effects you which makes you part of it..massive wonders.

freddy the biker.

go fuck yourself?? wes lang.

why can't we just get along?

Your a star, I'll admit it happily. The biggest star at the very center of the solar system...awe inspiring indeed. I think your amazing, you light up everyone's life. Even the people you might not like. Your worshipped! You make things grow and basically give life. 

I know your always traveling (through the Local Interstellar Cloud in the Local bubble Zone, within the inner rim of the Orion Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy) so you might tend to forget little old me. Apparently there are a number of anomalies in your behavior that remain unexplained. I would like to mention just one of them:

WHY SO MEAN TO ME? Put your rays away! I am a delicate flower and won't take you burning me every year!

This is a warning sun. keep the fuck away from my pommy alabastor lilly white dermis or I will mc friggin travel the 24,000 light years and burst that flaming bubble!

changas. (if you can see from up there I'm the pink one)

lamb in the lions den

pics from: i'm not sure...thanks and sorry.

Eley Kishimoto..

a little old now but i just love theses prints and colours...especially the onesie. I always say you have funsie in a onesie!

VAPOUR

may i introduce...

Miss Shady Wednesday. Shane and Sophie's gorgie new pup-pup. Makes me say: lookatthelittlefaaaaaaccccccceee!

spooky chang.

when pong goes wrong.

This is very serial. work place injury. Young JBHIFI (aka Jamie Browne raddest man in the whole damn town) was playing workplace ping pong with bro. (dirty thieving little Maori you read about a few weeks ago)...bro was the (probs cheating) winner...poor JB got branded with the ball. Needs to go in the incident book. Cheaky little Maori must die a death of pong.

one tart eyes off dumpring, one tart scared of greens.

found this little beauty whilst looking through my photos...Shanghai a few months ago. Love the way on one plate there is cuzzy tarts, prawn dumpring, broccoli and a petal. Ain't no thing.

p.s, Campa - if you happen to see this I'd say thats a pair of custard tart faces right there!

i thought you died alone, a long long time ago

would like to go to this...if you happen to be in NYC have a gizz.

how soon is now

you moody beach

paintings yesterday.

Nick Cave & Shane MacGowan - What A Wonderful World

mitchell rd. auction house

went to the auction house yesterday in the hopes of buying bro something ridiculous for his birthday (I ended up getting him something ah may zing, can't tell yet though cause his birthday is not till saturday..TBA) If you live in sydders you have to go check it out..bikes, surfboards, furniture, record players, vases, clothes, jewellery blah blah blaaah..the stuff downstairs is for auction and you can leave a silent bid so you don't have to be there on the auction day. Upstairs is all the 'buy it now' stuff, this is my fave part. its wonderland up there. it takes me ages to get through it all and i always leave with something weird. I got a hand painted long skirt from the 70's yesterday. I'm pretty sure it was janis Joplin's. Chairs janis.

uncouth

Luxirare is my fave food scientist. Look how she adds irony to the faithful fries with a sprinkle of truffles. F you and your angus Mc Ronald, this is "a little bit fancy".

dirty black summer

morphic distortions

Artist Tanya Linney's Morphic Distortions runs from 27 October – 7 November at Global Gallery, 5 Combre St Paddington NSW.

my oh my wollombi

went to sophies farm for halloween a party saturday night...was an amazing night; shit got weird. there was a search for the magic tree, spider eating, dancing/sleeping on car roofs, fire jumping and general brain melting..Thanks for having me, I'm pretty sure I was there. I'm in the photos I guess.